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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist superfetusmanMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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John? A crustachen???

Wed May 4, 2005, 7:20 AM
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YOOOO!!! YOOO WILL REFER TO ME AS MRS!!! MRS CANOPENER FROM NOW ON!!!

I have a rash...







haha...wasting another minute of your life as you cry yourself to sleep asking your god what the fuck people like John are doing on this fucking planet and why god would let that happen...

I love youse kids!!!


OTTOMAN!!!

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  • Current Residence: An iron lung in the forests of Andaroth!!! ANDAROTH SON!!!
  • Interests: bass, lepers, gypsies, why someone like you would waste your time with this,
  • Favourite movie: (Loves movies) iss hard to say...uh...Sid and Nancy...maybe?...
  • Favourite band or musician: there are alotta bands...no idea...
  • Favourite genre of music: genres killed punk...and muffins...drug trade...
  • Favourite artist: MC Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Saul Williams so far...although I also like the guy who wrote that catapillar picture book...
  • Favourite photographer: Aliya
  • Favourite style of art: Broast.
  • Operating System: computer???
  • MP3 player of choice: ...cus I have an MP3 player...cus I'm that cool...(cries cus he's not)(cus yo!!!)
  • Shell of choice: The ones that you can put up to your ear and hear the ocean...or come out of...
  • Wallpaper of choice: the kind that I can see pictures of Jesus in a tortilla shell on and then sell for $17,000...
  • Skin of choice: Jew skin...mwahaha...seriously...they comfy...
  • Favourite game: Dungeons and Dragons...catch the squirrel and bring it home...and fuck it...
  • Favourite gaming platform: sometimes I make little guys out of my fingers...they fight...
  • Favourite cartoon character: CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG!!!
  • Personal Quote: "my bologna has a first name...and it won't tell me what the fuck it is."
  • Tools of the Trade: the strength of a thousand leper colonies, me hobo knife, BEES!!!

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